The Gulliver’s Travels Trailer: A Novelization, by Jonathan Swift
I was delighted to find much of my culture alien to these creatures: they knew nothing of Yoda, nor the Millennium Falcon, nor even Manhattan, though they were quick, once given proper instruction in the requisite technology and stagecraft, to adopt the practice of rocking out. What’s more, I quickly assumed the tutelage of a lovesick Lilliputian named Segel, who had felt the inexorable pull of the princess’s vajajay; and despite my prior deficiencies in the intricacies of love (as my investigative assignment was still incomplete, I regretfully had yet to bang Amanda Peet), I advised the poor misfit on the most suitable methods of courtship.